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Total Medals Earned: 439 (From 69 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,840 Points

Gretel and Hansel

Medals Earned: 4/18 (30/500 points)

Baby Steps 5 Points

Make Gretel walk for the first time.

Slingshot Breakfast 5 Points

Obtain the slingshot

Sucked Dry 10 Points

Get Spider Death

Time is Running Out 10 Points

Get the clock

Bitch Slap 10 Points

Shoot mom in the face

Honey Horror 10 Points

Get Bee Death

Electra Complex 25 Points

Get Dad Carriage Death

Gretel Unit 25 Points

Take 200 shots with the slingshot

Here is Mommy! 25 Points

Get Axe Death

Kain 25 Points

Kill Hansel

Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points

Get Rabbit Death

Pecking Order 25 Points

Get Crow Death

Pest Removal 25 Points

Trap the squirrel

The Flamer 25 Points

Get Fire Death

Clockspert 50 Points

Solve clock puzzle

Get Stoned 50 Points

Get all 10 stones

Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points

Drop all ten stones

Grimm Master 100 Points

Get all 10 deaths

Haunt the House

Medals Earned: 4/8 (90/300 points)

Nobody Home 5 Points

Scare all the people out of the house

Spirit Level 10 Points

Reach maximum atmosphere

Mass Hysteria 25 Points

Freak out 5 people at once

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

The Final Curtain 10 Points

Cause 10 suicides

Nine Tenths of the Law 50 Points

Possess every item

Swinging Party 50 Points

All lights swinging at once

Spice of Life 100 Points

Use every possessable ability

Heart of Ice

Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/410 points)

Neophyte 5 Points

Master the game's basic controls

Ishmael and I 5 Points

Eliminate the psychic, Ishmael

Pest Control 5 Points

Kill at least sixteen insects

The Deposed 5 Points

Destroy The Watcher in a final, epic battle!

Yarrrr! 5 Points

Sink Tim the Pirate once and for all!

Acid Trip 10 Points

Defeat Ishmael with the screen still flipped

Atavist 10 Points

Reach the end of 'Ice Quest'

Completion 10 Points

Complete the entire game

Icarus 10 Points

Shoot off 200 of The Watcher's feathers

Nonpareil 10 Points

Wipe out all ninja in the colosseum

Tepid 10 Points

Defeat Tim the Pirate without using any combos

Hoarder 25 Points

Find every secret item in the game

Post Mortem Aggression 25 Points

Unlock and defeat the secret boss

Unlimited 25 Points

Unlock every bonus in the game

Dancing Mad 50 Points

Defeat all three main bosses in the arena in epic mode

Invincible 50 Points

Gain a 'no damage' win over every boss in the arena

The Extreme 50 Points

Defeat the secret boss in the arena in epic mode

Deity 100 Points

Gain every other achievement in the game

Hippolyta

Medals Earned: 5/20 (25/500 points)

Epic Fail 5 Points

Fail 20 times

Farm Massacre 5 Points

Kill 20 farmers

Medium Jumper 5 Points

Jump 20 medium ground obstacles

Small Dodger 5 Points

Dodge 20 small high obstacles

Small Jumper 5 Points

Jump 20 small ground obstacles

Medium Dodger 5 Points

Dodge 20 medium high obstacles

Fight In The Shade 10 Points

Block 20 volleys of arrows

Large Dodger 10 Points

Dodge 20 large high obstacles

Large Jumper 10 Points

Jump 20 large ground obstacles

Mano-A-Mano 10 Points

Block 20 duelists

Think Fast! 10 Points

Dodge 10 rider attacks

Trample Mania 10 Points

Jump 20 hoplites

Was That a Fly? 10 Points

Dodge 20 volleys of arrows

Cover Up 25 Points

Unlock all armor

Eat My Dust 25 Points

Outrun 10 riders

Cat And Mouse 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit

Long Day 50 Points

Complete Story mode

Survivor 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes in Survival

Hell And Back 100 Points

Complete hardcore mode

The Spice Of Life 100 Points

Unlock all game modes

Human Centipede: The Game

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

Reading Rainbow 5 Points

Read through all of the intro and instructions text

Grave Damage 10 Points

Destroy 100 tombstones

Hop A Cop 10 Points

Bypass a cop by moving over him

Nice Aim 25 Points

Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels

Raise The Roofie 25 Points

collect 3 roofies in a single level

Speedy Pedey 25 Points

Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level

Antivenom 50 Points

Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars

Donut Break 50 Points

Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone

Pede Gatherer 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

Cop Killa 100 Points

Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value

Pede Master 100 Points

Achieve 100,000 points

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Johnny Why Are You Late?

Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/95 points)

Speed Devil 25 Points

Drive over 200kph!

Sniper 5 Points

Put a scope on it

Bravery 10 Points

Drive without a license!

Dirty Secrets 50 Points

Open her box.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

K.O.L.M.

Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)

I still can't see through her lies. 5 Points

But will she love me now that I can see at all?

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Do you love me, Mother? 5 Points

You might earn this for winning her affection.

Oh, right, KOLM! 25 Points

That should have been obvious from the start.

K.O.L.M.I.A.M.

Medals Earned: 1/22 (5/200 points)

Beat Level 1 5 Points

Beat Level 1

Beat Level 10 5 Points

Beat Level 10

Beat Level 11 5 Points

Beat Level 11

Beat Level 12 5 Points

Beat Level 12

Beat Level 13 5 Points

Beat Level 13

Beat Level 14 5 Points

Beat Level 14

Beat Level 15 5 Points

Beat Level 15

Beat Level 2 5 Points

Beat Level 2

Beat Level 3 5 Points

Beat Level 3

Beat Level 4 5 Points

Beat Level 4

Beat Level 5 5 Points

Beat Level 5

Beat Level 6 5 Points

Beat Level 6

Beat Level 7 5 Points

Beat Level 7

Beat Level 8 5 Points

Beat Level 8

Beat Level 9 5 Points

Beat Level 9

Beat Level 16 10 Points

Beat Level 16

Beat Level 17 10 Points

Beat Level 17

Beat Level 18 10 Points

Beat Level 18

Beat Level 19 10 Points

Beat Level 19

Beat Level 20 10 Points

Beat Level 20

CHALLENGE MODE COMPLETE 25 Points

Completed Challenge Mode. Well Done.

15 MINUTE CHALLENGE MODE 50 Points

Completed Challenge Mode in less than 15 Minutes. Wow.

LARRY: Doug-Out

Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/270 points)

Bloody Doug 25 Points

Beat doug to his bloodiest.

Best Quality In Town 10 Points

Max upgrades in ale quality.

Maxed Weapons 10 Points

Max upgrades in weapons.

Perfect Run 25 Points

Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.

Endurance Master 50 Points

Last up to day 15.

Maxed Money 50 Points

Earn over $2000 in one day.

Massive Score 100 Points

Reach a score of 1 million

Madness Accelerant

Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/135 points)

Face Off 10 Points

Let out all your aggression.

A WINNER IS YOU 25 Points

Beat the game.

True Face of Evil 25 Points

Reveal the true face of evil!

Pacifist 25 Points

Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.

Madness Mode 50 Points

Defeat Madness Mode!